HELLO PABLO,
MY NAME IS ROB MALCHOW AND I AM A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PFT (PIPER'S FUNK TRAIN.) I RECENTLY TOOK NOTE OF YOUR "I LIKE MONKEYS" (i_like_monkeys.htm) AND NOTICED IT'S SEVERE SIMILARITY TO THAT OF THE PFT'S "I LIKE MONKEYS" PAGE WHICH CAN BE VIEWED AT http://www.malchow.net/
NOW, I AM GOING TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS BEFORE ASKING ANY MEMBER OF THE PFT IF THEY HAD PLAGERISED YOUR SITE, AND JUST SAY THAT YOU SIR, ARE A THEIVING DYKE BALL.
WE HERE AT THE PFT WISH TO AVERT CONFLICT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE... HOWEVER, IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH OUR DEMANDS, YOU WILL BE PROMPTLY RAPED BY A BELUGA WHALE NAMED "SADIE." NOW PABLO, BEING RAPED BY A LARGE BELUGA WHALE NAMED "SADIE" ISN'T AS PLEASURABLE AS IT SOUNDS: THE PENIS ON THE BELUGA WHALE IS THE SIZE OF A 1989 3 CYLENDER GEO METRO CONVERTABLE *WITH 80S STRIPES* EACH BELUGA WHALE SPERM, IS THE SIZE OF A TADPOLE, AND YES, BELUGA WHALE SPERM DO HAVE TEETH.
ALSO, WHILE BEING RAPED BY THE BELUGA WHALE NAMED "SADIE," YOU WILL BE BEATEN FIRMLY WITH A GREASED "WOP-BAT," WHICH WILL THEN BE USED TO SODOMIZE YOU.
OUR LAWYERS WILL CONTACT YOU LATE NEXT WEEK. THANK YOU...
-Rob Malchow
President "Piper's Funk Train" International DYKE BALL Division
rob@malchow.net
URL IN QUESTION: http://www.seanet.com/~pablo/monkey/i_like_monkeys.htm
Rob Malchow,
Well, I don't know about a "dyke ball" but since I received the work from an unknown source initially, I'll replace the story with your cease and desist letter and a link to your site with in the week. Nice to to meet someone who appreciates a well told monkey tale, as it were.
By the way, I'm not Pablo Sanchez, I'm Paul McCombs.
Paul McCombs:
First and foremost, DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO. Your quick decisive action has saved the PFT from yet another flaming rag of mensturate from crashing into the earth.
About the "Pablo Sanchez" name.. Your e-mail address is of the user "pablo" thus, i assumed you to be of mexican descent. We here at the PFT find this to be good for propaganda purposes. Our theory is as follows: "If he's mexican, who in their right mind, would take his side???"
Paul, we here at the PFT thank you for your compliance with this issue... however my friend, we need to focus on a much broader issue. The issue, Paul, is the dominance of the White man (which will be referred from this point on as the "White Devil") on this Earth. The White Devil spreads like cockroaches, infesting land after land... we need to tell the White Devil "GET OFF MY LAND, AND STAY OFF HONKEY." The White Devil lives in his WHITE house, on top of his WHITE hill, who eats his WHITE steak, with his WHITE family, consisting of a WHITE wife, and 2.5 WHITE children, who will end up going to WHITE Harvard because daddy pulled some WHITE strings. This all occurs while me and my people sit at the BOTTOM of this hill... Eating our BLACK Kentucky Fried Chicken, with my BLACK people at my side, my brothers and sisters, who need to BAND TOGETHER and FIGHT the WHITE DEVIL for all it's worth.
Paul, our duty is simple, our calling is obvious... we need to STAND UP against the WHITE DEVIL and fight him for ALL it's worth. Now Paul, you being white (having the curse) have an even harder duty than the rest of us. Yet you can offer an almost invaluble service to our cause. You sir, can be an insider and bring down the pyramid from the bottom. WE NEED YOU.
Godspeed my friend...
-Rob "STOP HUMPING MY LEG" Malchow
President "Piper's Funk Train" That's not a cow, is it? Division.
rob@malchow.net